Hello everyone!

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The plan is simple. There are many persons who commit suicide every day. My idea is simple: Before committing the “ending my own life” task, come to me, get your suicide registered. Registration costs just Rs. 10,000 (discount offered if there are bulk orders), and then die peacefully. However, if afterwards you feel that your suicide is wasted, i.e. you are not satisfied with your death, you will get Rs. 20,000 returned in cash! Tremendous benefits! Yeppie! Register NOW!